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The J-Mac Story

Another story of following your dreams........

Unreal block.....To bad they called a foul.

The other night I was watching the Laker's and had the pleasure of witnessing newly acquired Shannon Brown go for what would have been the defensive play of the year had the ref not blown the whistle. I think the ref was in pure amazement along with the rest of us and need a stoppage of play to catch his breath.

See more funny videos and Sports Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Sony's POS

This is to classic not to post to the blog. Brings tears every time.

Take a moment.....

.....to be touched, inspired, challenged, and blessed by an incredible man and father, Randy Pausch. This has personally done all of those things and much more for me.

10 minute version


1 hour and 16 minute version

Have a great day!

Video Game Preview

Had no idea they were making this into a game, check out the preview

Watch more videos of Fallout 3

Oops! LOL

Baldwin spoofs the Wii

I did not see this on Saturday night but due to the magic of Hulu caught it this afternoon.


This reminds me of one of my other favorite video's of all time.


That poor guy lives on forever and Alec again brings a laugh.

What is Twitter?

Many of you have asked me about Twitter and why anyone in their right mind would use it, well I found this great slide show on a blog that highlights what I feel the power of Twitter is.

How Twitter Changed My Life

View more presentations from Minxuan Lee. (tags: micro twitter)

Hope this helps many of you who are thinking about making the Twitter jump, join me at my Twitter.

Happy Valentines Day

In honor of Valentines Day here is the love of my life and my Baby Bug. Love both you ladies!
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

A heart broken kid......

WOW, that last two weeks have been brutal as a sports fan and Wednesday I feel the final blow was dealt. I'm left asking questions that range from the strange to the heart breaking. Am I actually expected to know what I know now and not ask questions about athletes likes Bo, Magic, Deion, Nolan, and anyone that played from 1970-today? Our sports lives as Gen X or Gen Y fans have been a big lie; a complete and total allusion.

Today came the harshest blow; Lance Armstrong announced he is suspending his drug testing program because it is to expensive and logistically challenging. WTF, pardon my French, I thought they were trying to screw him! If you have been swept up in the dream, Lance has told us that the French are evil and out to get him. And now this!

Today is easier for me than many of my friends who still have not come to terms with the fact that Lance had been cheating. Evidence you ask, well don't Google it, put it into ESPN, or pretty much any other web resource. His PR team should be praise and hired by A-Rod ASAP. Those searches would make it hard to think anything but that Lance is Super Man. So you ask for fact (and b/c I'm to tired to research it all here is the loose facts, prove me wrong), here they are:
1) Lance won 7 consecutive Tour de France's (in the meantime he was able to villeinize America's first cycling king of my lifetime, Greg Lemond)
2) In numerous consecutive years Jan Ulrich finished 2nd to Lance.
3) In 2008, the first year of HGH testing or for that matter any real drug testing of any kind Jan Ulrich was kicked out for doping.
4) Additionally 5-9 cyclist that finished behind Lance in those 7 years was kicked out.
5) Lance has been tied to tainted drug test before (insert Evil French chant here)
6) Lance retired after 7 b/c he was old and only won his last one by a hair........OK, OK, OK was just making sure you were paying attention,.....ready, he retired because new testing had been announced.
7) He takes a few years off, talks to other riders, figures out what they are doing, and says I'm coming back with drug testing by a third party.
8) First return event, gets his ass whipped and finishes 64th.
9) Once that leave the medias attention he announces that he is suspending his drug testing program (because Nike and his numerous other sponsors are paying him peanuts and logistics is really still an issue in today connected world).

I'm sorry, first Rose, then McGwire and Sosa, then Clemens and Pettite, and Palmeiro and Tejada...... Then this week we get A-Rod. And oh by the way while you were reading about baseball Lance stops his testing. I love the media coverage, ESPN has one paragraph and then it was off their front page in less then 2 hours. Even if you searched "Lance Armstrong" you had to put in "suspend drug testing" to find the story, now with a little more color I might add. Google his name and get nothing but praise. You would think this guy keeps the Earth on its axis.

Today I face the fact that sports as I know them have been a sham, and it breaks my heart. Shame on all of you and shame on you for putting your wallets in front of your virtues. You are no better than the bankers, brokers, and business men that tater the news in today's economic crisis. In my opinion you have been stealing from me every time I have bought a ticket, watched an event, or otherwise. Sports is just a microcosm of society people say, screw that, sports is a microcosm of the Madoff scheme.

How do you solve it? Start throwing people in jail like you do all the street thugs and petty drug criminals. Abolish the double standard, make perjury a real crime, throw in jail those that ran leagues that by not acting endorsed drug use, tell unions that this is not negotiable, and centralize all sports drug testing in one central agency so that new PED's can be identified earlier. Finally make one failed drug test an automatic life time ban and void any Hall of Fame eligibility. Put teeth in so that we as sports fans can go back to what we love; rooting for our sports teams and believing in a level playing field.

But like most idealistic things, I'm sure these ideas will be ignored and this kid will be forever heart broken.

Is Google Analytics really helping?

This past summer we ran several online campaigns for clients who were using Google Analytics to measure traffic and referrers. At work we use a third party company to serve our display ads and count clicks to clients websites. As we wrapped up the first month of the campaign we compared traffic reports and the difference was shocking. Google showed a 90-95% variance from the report provided by our traffic resource. This got me asking questions and I came across several blog entries that got me think, Is Google Analytics Cheating You? After reading this article it became clear that Google has been caught with its hand in the cookie jar but the reason I'm writing about it today (seven months later) is that the problem still exists. I have had multiple companies and clients over the past seven months expereince the same thing. Here is what I suggest, run two analytics programs on your site and match them up. If you see GA giving itself a ton of credit that the other analytics tool does not report, you to have been getting ripped off by Google! Sad day for me as I hoped that Google would stay well away from Microsoft waters but I guess that is the idealist in me. Shame on you Google, and even more shame for not fixing the issue when first reported this past summer.

Economy of Free... Did it to us?

I read this article tonight in the WSJ, The Economics of Giving It Away and could not agree more with what is said. For full disclosure I own a technology called BlaghNow and have haggled about the business model. Fortunately I have had good guidance and been instructed to lock down paying channels. It was a hard slog though because I saw other technologies being purchased or raising stupid money for a half baked idea. Today though it will be those that figure out how to monetize their ideas that will rise to the top. Lets just hope this level headed thinking remains if/when the economy comes back.

My commitment to you, the reader……

OK so I’ve started this damn blog over three weeks ago and have yet to make a blog post. I have about ten million ideas written down of what to write about, it’s just finding the time to get it done. As you can see by the 9 to 5 post my personal job has become more demanding but I’m rededicating myself to giving you a daily thought or two. In order to find the time I have taken several steps: first my Twitter is now hooked up on the blog and I will use this to send around articles immediately (I may blog about them later but want to get you the information that is forming my thoughts sooner so we can discuss in a more timely fashion), second I have setup my personal device (cell phone for those of you wondering what a personal device is) so I can blog on the go, and finally I have blocked off 30 minutes in my day to try and push out some thoughts. I say these things for no other reason than the fact that if you only get small snippets and/or find numerous grammar mistakes and/or misspellings you are more forgiving than you might be on other more formal blogs. Look forward to interacting with you daily and hope you find these small nuggets helpful.

There are no more 9 to 5’s

WOW this economy thing has us all down right now and the fear is spreading like wild fire. Today I have more friends out of work than at any other point in my life. Many of these individuals are highly educated, were top performers within their respective companies, and even mentored me during my career. It’s left me asking myself, how do I keep my job? This question came to me several weeks ago and I began to watch those around me. I have come to the following conclusion; damn is our sense of entitlement as a country killing us.

Read my lips, there are no more 9-5’s! Last day was June 1, 2008 but many of you are still treating your job like it is 2005. Wake up, shake yourself, and begin to realize how fortunate you are to have a paying position right now. Begin to think about your job and co-workers in two groups; those who do and those who don’t. Those who do will remain employed (and most likely ascend the corporate ladder as companies scramble to find solution leaders) and those that don’t, well I don’t have to say it, you get my point.

Begin to over communicate with your direct report and if you can open a dialogue to your bosses boss. Champion your victories, take full accountability for your failures, play well with others and become a moral leader in your organization (never stop smiling, it goes a lot further than you think especially in a world starving for good news). Stop thinking about the clock and start thinking about your task list, it may call for your to work numerous extra hours over the next few months. These steps will insure that when/if deeper cuts come this year you are not on the chopping block.

For those of you still wanting to get home at 5 so you can walk the dog, cook dinner, meet for happy hour, or the other numerous excuses I hear from people working the 9-5 dream; don’t blame me when your dream becomes an unemployment nightmare. Once again, I told you so.

Are you part of the “do” minority or are you part of the “don’t” majority?!?